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Some dumb ass people who try land on you in war zone and try to kill you
Yooooo landat’s here ladz take em out
landat by Foved January 6, 2021
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Landat is a way how to express an asshole or people called ua2gay or Ali Hashim
Yo Ali landats here back your shank😉
Landat by ALI HASHIM OF PEPES January 17, 2021
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A Hot Landa 

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
A Hot Landa by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

langatang 

The act of delivering a blow or wack to your drug dealers head with a empty fourty ounce malt liquor beverage container, and then taking your drugs and leaving enough cash to cover fair market value of the drugs on the dealers unconscious body.
Hey man did you hear, Scottie to Hottie got locked up! I herd he got caught trying to langatang the shit out of Justin Timberlake!
langatang by Johnny B Gude June 2, 2009
Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"
Landau by くもり May 5, 2022

landatarian

Someone who does not eat seafood, or anything that lives in a body of water.
When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.
landatarian by Anita Havel May 22, 2006
Like A Nigga On A Tree
Lah-Noh-At
AJ: Dude this black guy in the tree in this youtube vid is hilarious!

Ryan: Yeah, he's LANOAT!

AJ: Huh?

Ryan: Like A Nigga On A Tree!

AJ/Ryan: LMAO!
lanoat by AJ SoCal May 29, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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