landat

Some dumb ass people who try land on you in war zone and try to kill you

Yooooo landat’s here ladz take em out

by Foved January 6, 2021

Landat

Landat is a way how to express an asshole or people called ua2gay or Ali Hashim

Yo Ali landats here back your shank😉

by ALI HASHIM OF PEPES January 17, 2021

A Hot Landa

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

langatang

The act of delivering a blow or wack to your drug dealers head with a empty fourty ounce malt liquor beverage container, and then taking your drugs and leaving enough cash to cover fair market value of the drugs on the dealers unconscious body.

Hey man did you hear, Scottie to Hottie got locked up! I herd he got caught trying to langatang the shit out of Justin Timberlake!

by Johnny B Gude June 2, 2009

Landau

Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"

Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"

by くもり May 5, 2022

landatarian

Someone who does not eat seafood, or anything that lives in a body of water.

When ordering something to eat in a seafood restaurant, the landatarian will always choose the chicken, or something else that lived on land, because they refuse to eat seafood.

by Anita Havel May 22, 2006

lanoat

Like A Nigga On A Tree
Lah-Noh-At

AJ: Dude this black guy in the tree in this youtube vid is hilarious!

Ryan: Yeah, he's LANOAT!

AJ: Huh?

Ryan: Like A Nigga On A Tree!

AJ/Ryan: LMAO!

by AJ SoCal May 29, 2010