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langatang 

The act of delivering a blow or wack to your drug dealers head with a empty fourty ounce malt liquor beverage container, and then taking your drugs and leaving enough cash to cover fair market value of the drugs on the dealers unconscious body.
Hey man did you hear, Scottie to Hottie got locked up! I herd he got caught trying to langatang the shit out of Justin Timberlake!
langatang by Johnny B Gude June 2, 2009
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blangatang 

(noun): one member of a couple who are not officially dating, but act in every way like a couple, annoying the fuck out of everyone around them.

(verb): being someone's blangatang
Male: What are we exactly?
Female: I don't know. We're happy. Why do we need to put a labal on it.
Male: Because there is a label: BLANGATANGS, bitch!

Gossipy chick: OMG! Have you seen those two? Are they an item?
Guy who wants her to shut up: They're blangatangs.

Man 1: Things are going great. I'm not sure if I want to ask her out though. We might just keep blangatanging.
Man 2: I hate you. Leave me alone.
blangatang by tippiandalfred July 2, 2010
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Conceived in 2009 by Dr. Steve Brule, a dangatang is a half retard, half orangutang humanoid who often makes horrible decisions and is rarely correct about anything.
Sam: dude did you see that crazy mother fucker over there??
Nick: yeah man he's going ape shit...
Sam: what a dangatang!
Dangatang by Wackytackyiraqy July 16, 2014

LANGBANG 

LANGUAGE GANGBANGED.
When a pronunciation has suffered such a huge degree of semantic shift or say it has had affairs with so many subjective interpretations that it has lost its inaugurated disambiguation.
HALUDO: killing animals is wrong.
XERO: i don't know what that means but langbang is degrading logic injectability which would make our discussion prone to blatant extensions or filler sentences that have no meaning in our argument. You shouldn't be raping pronunciations, just use "i don't like it" instead of wrong and not perform (second hand label's chuunibyou) /adding/ enigma's charisma which would keep our discussion out of theatricalism and will help it remain comprehensible.
LANGBANG by XERO36539 April 29, 2023

Langbanger 

A descriptive word used to describe one slutty whore from Langford, BC
That melissa is suck a langbanger.
Langbanger by YourPersonalBitch. November 21, 2009

wangatang 

slang for "penis"
suck my wang-a-tang.
wangatang by Monti May 28, 2003

Rangatang 

The most fucking retarded orangutang out there. Also known as a redhead faggot.
Cory's such a rangatang, he's such a big faggot.
Rangatang by PornPatty July 26, 2018
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