Landau 

Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.

To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.

Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"

Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"

Landau by くもり May 5, 2022

landau 

A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.

Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"

landau by Hector Brockelbank October 17, 2006

landau 

a friendship handjob

"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"

landau by htsurgbtch May 8, 2008

Landau 

Group of slightly wacky people who have a dual nationality. Don't like coconut.

"Wow, what a weird group of weird people"
"Yeah, they're such Landaus"

Landau by Onetosixpeople March 3, 2019

Landau 

Started by some teens naming their friend basically a pigeon who asks for food around school.

for example.

"Oi fuck off landau."

"Look at the landau."

Landau by thugqw123 April 7, 2024

Teddy Landau 

The husband/bassist for the amazinging singer/songwriter/guitar player/Maxim cover-girl veteran, Michelle Branch. Has a baby girl with Michelle, Owen Isabelle Landau.

On drums we have Kenny, on bass we have Teddy Landau, and on the mic we have Michelle!!!!!

Teddy Landau by MeechieMeechieMeechie November 15, 2005

A Hot Landa 

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

A Hot Landa by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009