Lagoontang 

Noun

1. A woman who upon exiting the saltwater has seaweed, kelp and several small invertebrates trapped in the gusset of her bikini bottoms. This ecosystem should remain living there for no less than 2 days.

2. A term used to describe a woman's vagina that emanates the sulfuric stench combined with the fishiness of lagoon water.

"When I pulled off her bikini bottoms, the smell from her lagoontang was reminiscent of trips to the beach as a kid. Hey, there's spongebob!"

Lagoontang by billebllunt December 11, 2013

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

blue lagooning by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

Cole lamontange 

They are often very afraid of the world very awkward and unusual, they are weird and very very strange. If you were to see one you could tell they are a cole, coles typically a gay curly haired Asian

Hey look over there it’s a bitch drinking some yogurt oh it’s just a cole lamontange

Cole lamontange by Markpriceslime March 3, 2019

lampoontang

A term used to define having relations with somebody without due care and attention for your standards and/or pride. May risk severely damaged ego the night after.

I got some lampoontang last night! i dont remember it well...

lampoontang by TooCasual June 1, 2011