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lampoo

You grandma with energy
Hey my little lampoo…MAWRAT.
by Ashlynjen04 September 30, 2022
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Lamposting

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.
Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.
by c.harris April 18, 2018
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Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.
John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.
by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006
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Simple Lampoon

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show
Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013
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Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up
Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes
by christianh.14 April 27, 2021
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Lamepoo

The process of washing your hair in a lame way.

To wash hair in the, sink or standing outside of the shower probably with clothes still on.

Used in a rushed or lazy manor.
Person1: "Hey I was too lazy to take a shower today. So, instead i just lamepooed my hair in the sink, it was too easy."

Person2: "Nice one! I did the same thing the other day when i didnt have enough time to take a real shower. I lamepooed while standing outside the shower with my clothes still on."
by Sara.emily July 19, 2011
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Lampor

The undisputed man within the neighborhood.
"I'm the neighborhood lampor, punani vamper, mess around you'll find My silk
boxers in your mommy's hamper. "
by Esoteric. December 6, 2010
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