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The process of washing your hair in a lame way.

To wash hair in the, sink or standing outside of the shower probably with clothes still on.

Used in a rushed or lazy manor.
Person1: "Hey I was too lazy to take a shower today. So, instead i just lamepooed my hair in the sink, it was too easy."

Person2: "Nice one! I did the same thing the other day when i didnt have enough time to take a real shower. I lamepooed while standing outside the shower with my clothes still on."
Lamepoo by Sara.emily July 19, 2011
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Simple Lampoon 

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show
Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
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lamebook 

A website displaying the lamest comments, status updates and pictures of the popular social network Facebook.
Mitchell - "What happened with you and Lafonda?"

Philip - "Bitch kept postin' wild nonsense, wound up on lamebook."

Mitchell - "I never liked her anyway."
lamebook by bogusb42 May 31, 2009

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 

A movie that is amazing. A classic holiday movie, appropriate for children 12+. Made in the 80s.
Oh my gosh, it finally feels like Christmas. I just watched the funniest Christmas movie EVER, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
A satirical piece of writing which ridicules someone or something.
Some of the most funny writings are lampoons which make fun of people.
lampoon by D-Vo February 4, 2006

National Lampoon 

Humor magazine off shoot of Harvard Lampoon first appeared in April 1970. Petered out in 1975 after many writers left for Saturday Night Live
National Lampoon is a silly magazine who's prime was in 1970-1975
Harvard Lampoon

lamebooking 

Writing something on facebook that is not interesting in any way. Writing something that everyone else does everyday just so you can have an update on everyone's wall. For someone to get a little bit of attention.
A lamebooking Facebook status update:
"Wanda Henrickson -just got home from work"
comment: "Sarah Smith- who the f cares!

Status update: "Wanda Henrickson- is doing her homework"
comment: "Sarah smith- seriously, who the f cares"
lamebooking by Boob's McGee February 13, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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