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The process of washing your hair in a lame way.

To wash hair in the, sink or standing outside of the shower probably with clothes still on.

Used in a rushed or lazy manor.
Person1: "Hey I was too lazy to take a shower today. So, instead i just lamepooed my hair in the sink, it was too easy."

Person2: "Nice one! I did the same thing the other day when i didnt have enough time to take a real shower. I lamepooed while standing outside the shower with my clothes still on."
Lamepoo by Sara.emily July 19, 2011
Words you can keep

Simple Lampoon 

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show
Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.
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lamebook 

A website displaying the lamest comments, status updates and pictures of the popular social network Facebook.
Mitchell - "What happened with you and Lafonda?"

Philip - "Bitch kept postin' wild nonsense, wound up on lamebook."

Mitchell - "I never liked her anyway."
lamebook by bogusb42 May 31, 2009

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 

A movie that is amazing. A classic holiday movie, appropriate for children 12+. Made in the 80s.
Oh my gosh, it finally feels like Christmas. I just watched the funniest Christmas movie EVER, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
A satirical piece of writing which ridicules someone or something.
Some of the most funny writings are lampoons which make fun of people.
lampoon by D-Vo February 4, 2006

National Lampoon 

Humor magazine off shoot of Harvard Lampoon first appeared in April 1970. Petered out in 1975 after many writers left for Saturday Night Live
National Lampoon is a silly magazine who's prime was in 1970-1975
Harvard Lampoon

lamebooking 

Writing something on facebook that is not interesting in any way. Writing something that everyone else does everyday just so you can have an update on everyone's wall. For someone to get a little bit of attention.
A lamebooking Facebook status update:
"Wanda Henrickson -just got home from work"
comment: "Sarah Smith- who the f cares!

Status update: "Wanda Henrickson- is doing her homework"
comment: "Sarah smith- seriously, who the f cares"
lamebooking by Boob's McGee February 13, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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