lamoan

when the woman you're having phone sex with won't make any sounds and you have that awkward silence on the other end of the line.

"Make some lamoans, you dirty whore!"

by sin plague January 24, 2014

Lamonting

Twitch emote portraying Eric Lamont's face, because he's the lord of the coomers. It's used in circumstances when a hot woman is seen on the screen.

Damn that woman is so hot I'm straight up lamonting.
I lost.

by poggerchampion221 July 5, 2022

Phillip Lamanno

One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.

Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*

by Hank Williams Jr June 12, 2015

Ray Lamontagne

A folk singer from Maine who can really belt it out. He has his own style, which nowadays is pretty incredible.

Im going home to listen to some Ray Lamontagne, because he is the only one who really understands me.

by Philbert 77 December 9, 2008

Lamanzer

Originated in Africa this name represents a really obese person otherwise known as a fat ass; they are normally characterized with eating frustrations meaning they get REALLY ANGRY when they haven't eaten within 5 minutes. Friends may call them fat back or bacon neck. Also tend to be sweaty around the neck folds.

Yesterday I saw a Lamanzer; they threw 2 chairs and a table because they got 5 nuggets instead of 6.

by giovanni jetim September 10, 2011

Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011