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A make believe disease created by a lady on the Maury show. Various forms of this disease include Lamonia, as well as Walking Lamonia.
Maury let me tell you somethin', i was laid up in the hospital with walkin' Lamonia.
Lamonia by M. Povich April 21, 2009
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1. An illness that does not keep you from going out

2. The illness that is blamed when a party is not very exciting
1. TJ was not his lively self tonight. He must have been suffering from lamonia

2. I’ve never been to a party where so many people had lamonia
Lamonia by laurick October 5, 2011
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Ray Lamontagne 

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If you ever meet a Latonia she is a beautiful, loving, spiritual, strong, courageous, smart, headstrong person. When she walks in the room everyone knows she has entered. She has this sex appeal about herself that’s different from the rest. Very likable, funny and honest, if you really want to know the truth ask her, she will always keep it real. If she happens to be a Taurus she’s a true Boss Lady. Everything she put her mind to she succeed. True believer of( “For I can do everything through Christ, who gives me strength.” Philippians 4:13 NLT ) If you ever get a chance to become her friend she’s a friend for life, unless you cross her the wrong way. If she love you, she Love hard for you. LaTonia is a one of a kinda of girl. If you trying to figure her out just stop. It will never happen. You have to learn her (meaning )to know her you have to love her. When you meet a LaTonia you will be memorized.
LaTonia is One of a kind
LaTonia by 1BigBossLadyT March 27, 2022
By far the cutest girl you can meet! She can make you smile just by hearing her voice or seeing her beautiful face. She knows that she has looks but does not flaunt it or think highly of herself because of it. Finding good in everyone is her specialty. Making guys want her is an easy job.
Lamoni is such a cutie!
Lamoni by Kyyoot August 20, 2011
i small city in central NH. a city in the lakes region. alot of fake people who think they are gangsters and rappers. also, preppies, and the druggies. have many great features. including lake winni, the largest arcade in the country..Funspot, and Weirs Beach, a huge attraction in the summer. Full of tourist.
Wow, laconia has nothing to offer to it's teens.
I know! too bad, because its so beautiful. Lets go see some more tourist.
laconia by bigfan123 December 13, 2006
A beautiful model chick who has a cute personality and likes to be lazier than an old cat. You can't help but do what she ask because she's so sweet. She won't turn down food nor a trip to the mall. No one understands how she isn't obese yet.
Oh Lamoni, you're lazy as fuck! But, you're the prettiest mofo around.
Lamoni by NauseamRide August 16, 2011
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