Friend: Hey lets watch this video on Youtube
You: Sure!
Youtube: unskippable 1 minute Lumosity ad shows up claiming to 'train your brain'
Both: *Sigh* Stop wasting time with your BS games!
An adjective describing the obvious uncoolness of a specific thing or person or thing or person. Such as what was just said there = total lameity! In other words, another expression of 'lame'.
"That emo song was a total projection of lameity... unlike wazzo and adri!"
noun: the empirical unit of lame, stupidity, or that which is generally unsatisfactory. Usually measured in a scale from one to ten, ten being the most acute.
Paul: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate that Ratatouille movie?
Also called Inspiria. Likes men, also likes children. Basically likes male children. He also jerks off to grandpa pictures, but I am not supposed to tell you that. He wants to be a hentai mermaid when he grows up. He is currently 11 and breaking discord TOS. He plays VR chat with a nude avatar, and last time he ended in the hospital for Testicular torsion. Has also been in rehab 4 times already for sniffing glue.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.