laminosity

noun: the empirical unit of lame, stupidity, or that which is generally unsatisfactory. Usually measured in a scale from one to ten, ten being the most acute.

Paul: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate that Ratatouille movie?

John: In laminosity?

George: Yeah, Paul. That show was totally lame, man...

laminosity by laden_swallow09 August 7, 2010

laminity 

1. the level to which something is lame
2. lameness

The laminity of the circus acts were apparent especially when the acrobats continued to fall off of the trapeze.

laminity by Margaret Dischler March 6, 2007

Luminosity 

a 1996 Chevy Lumina, tricked out to no end and capable of cruising hyperspace.

"Ready to hit the strip club? You know bitches holla when we roll up in Luminosity."

Luminosity by Divisionbear May 7, 2009

claminosity 

the purest feeling of love that cannot be explained

all I could feel was claminosity towards her, and nothing less.

claminosity by saladtoez November 25, 2016

lamenocity

-noun

1. The state or quality of being lame; unadventurous, not spontaneous. (Congratulations, you're really fucking boring.)

2. A montage of lameness; the juxtaposition of such elements including, but not limited to- little bitch, unfunny, whack, unoriginal, weak, douchebag, epic failure in life, etc.

1. Kenny G is the supreme supplier of lamenocity for all the idiot morons of this world.

2. If you live your life like a bunch of derivative panzies, you will be stuck in a cycle of lamenocity all your life. Good for you, really... good - for - you.

lamenocity by PotatoGirl August 29, 2009

lamosity 

The perfect way, in which one embraces the state of being lame.

yeah I'm lame. So what? I am unique and therefore, embrace my lamosity.

lamosity by Swaggerpuss September 9, 2010

lameosity 

Lameness

The lameosity of windows is staggering

lameosity by Chunky B April 19, 2003