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latania
A bad ass thick bitch that always gets the guy,never looks ugly always always on point and always knows just what to say to make others feel safe and happy.
latania by Unknown01,l January 19, 2019
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Lazania
Stupid guy: 'Hey, Mario! Whip me up some of that bellissimo lazania, amigo!'
Mario: '... do you mean "lasagne"?'
Mario: '... do you mean "lasagne"?'
Lazania by Lunettarose April 7, 2010
lalana
The best girl out there, shes defenetly hot asf and has all the girls and boys lined up to date her. Anyone is lucky to be her friend and VERY lucky if you ever got to date her. She is always there to talk and the best at comebacks and roasts. If you need someone to go to for advice its defentely a lalana.
Boy: omg whos that hottie over there
Girl: Oh thats lalana im so jealous shes so pretty
Boy: yup shes defentely got the genes
Girl: Oh thats lalana im so jealous shes so pretty
Boy: yup shes defentely got the genes
lalana by bbfjasbfkj.bsh.vs afnmv fnx January 25, 2022
Lalani-Frank Conjecture
The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.
In the spirit of Lil Wayne:
"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
In the spirit of Lil Wayne:
"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)
Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?
Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?
Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?
Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?
Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
Lalani-Frank Conjecture by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011
Lalani
Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.
Connie is the biggest lalani ever.
Connie is the biggest lalani ever.
Lalani by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
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