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lalania

provocative, alluring and mischievous, for the open hearted flirt
This girl has always been seen as a LaLania girl.
by LaLania February 29, 2008
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latania

A bad ass thick bitch that always gets the guy,never looks ugly always always on point and always knows just what to say to make others feel safe and happy.
Wow I want a girl just like latania
by Unknown01,l January 19, 2019
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Lazania

Stupid guy: 'Hey, Mario! Whip me up some of that bellissimo lazania, amigo!'
Mario: '... do you mean "lasagne"?'
by Lunettarose April 7, 2010
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lalana

The best girl out there, shes defenetly hot asf and has all the girls and boys lined up to date her. Anyone is lucky to be her friend and VERY lucky if you ever got to date her. She is always there to talk and the best at comebacks and roasts. If you need someone to go to for advice its defentely a lalana.
Boy: omg whos that hottie over there
Girl: Oh thats lalana im so jealous shes so pretty
Boy: yup shes defentely got the genes
by bbfjasbfkj.bsh.vs afnmv fnx January 25, 2022
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Lalani

A Hawaiian name for a Heavenly voice from heaven or sun from heaven.
Also, a variation spelling of the name Leilani meaning heavenly flower.
Lalani is a beautiful person,just like the flower.
by Lua1987 May 16, 2014
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Lalani-Frank Conjecture

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011
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Lalani

A term used to describe an old white person who is attracted to younger African Americans.
Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.

Connie is the biggest lalani ever.
by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008
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