Lalani 

A Hawaiian name for a Heavenly voice from heaven or sun from heaven.
Also, a variation spelling of the name Leilani meaning heavenly flower.

Lalani is a beautiful person,just like the flower.

Lalani by Lua1987 May 16, 2014

Lalani 

A term used to describe an old white person who is attracted to younger African Americans.

Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.

Connie is the biggest lalani ever.

Lalani by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

Lalani-Frank Conjecture 

The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.

In the spirit of Lil Wayne:

"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"

(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)

Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.

Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?

Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?

Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.

Lalani-Frank Conjecture by Dr. Balfour Rohan Oglethorpe October 9, 2011

Lalafied 

A team which is defeated single handedly.
Crushed by one man in a cricket match.

Sri Lanka was Lalafied on November 20, 2011 at Sharjah.

Lalafied by Sleepingprankster November 23, 2011

Lailanie

A girl that is fine as hell and got all the boys attention. She'll never give up on anything she really wants or needs, especially in an argument, oh and her hair you wish you had it. She LOVES her friends so if you mess with them you mess with her. Just be careful, don't get her mad, cuz then...... she'll beat ur ass. She doesn't have a booty but that ass be going up and down. If she falls and hurts herself shell go and pick her ass up. But she's also a sweet loving girl who is kind and giving and goes to church every Sunday, she has a big heart and loves to share it.

teacher: Lailanie can you stop talking
Lailanie: sorry I thought that was why god gave me a mouth
teacher: are you talking back to me?
Lailanie: sorry bitch I thought that was how a conversation worked

Lailanie by Dynasty valentine May 21, 2018

Lalaine 

A sexy girl who is kinda shy. She has an amazing voice and she loves to sing her heart out. She is a very artistic girl who is also great at supporting her friends. Lalaine has so many friends that she has 10 different friend groups. She is always beautiful but also easily nervous. Shes clumsy but strong. Loves her family and protects them in bad cases. If your are a guy and know a Lalaine try to date her cause she is great in relationships and even greater in bed
Wow she was hot.

She must have been a lalaine.
#sexy#hot#beautiful#fun#cool

She must have been a Lalaine.

Lalaine by duhitzLalaine June 5, 2018

Eunice Lalanne 

The most beautiful, amazing Haitian that you will ever meet. Kind, sociable and likes purple. She's the one that just gets into your heart and will stay there even if you don't see her again.

Matt: wow that mary is so sweet and pretty.

Mart: yea, just like Eunice Lalanne

Eunice Lalanne by GayMarco August 31, 2011