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lakeheaded 

When a girl pretends to be on your nuts only to take everything from you and gives you a fake number.
SBT: "Yo Thomas hit up that girl you were chattin up today."
Thomas: "Ok!"

*ring ring*

Thomas: "Shit it's a fake number"
SBT: "Man you got lakeheaded"
lakeheaded by SBT2010 June 23, 2010
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Lazyheaded

One who is slow, or can't get things mentally at a normal rate.
Jonny: What does the cow say to the other cow that is in it's way?
Stacy: I don't know, what?
Jonny: Moo...ve your wideload over.
Stacy: Huh?...
Jonny: Stacy, why are you so lazyheaded?...
Lazyheaded by cdv36 August 5, 2008

Lakehead 

To have the head of a males penis repeatly rubbed until ejactulation in a lake
Man I got some sweet lakehead on friday
Lakehead by JayJayjaynhjh April 8, 2010

Lakehead 

1)Slang for doing poorly on a test/assignment. Originated from Lakehead University in Ontario, a post-secondary institute renowned for its low admission standards, poor academic record and rampant alcoholism.

2) To carry out an extremely stupid or unadvisable act
1) Man, I went totally Lakehead on that Econ midterm.

2) Holy shit, I pulled a Lakehead!
Lakehead by Brian March 6, 2005

Lakehead University 

A university devoted to teaching, socializing, entrainment, and its students. The place where anyone can find who they are, who they want to be, and what they want to become. Every day is different, and everyone is there to support one another. Only once one gets this far away from home can one understand the unique community that is Lakehead University. Go Thunder Wolves.
Lakehead University, here for everyone looking to make themselves apart of the future, unlike many larger southern Ontario Universities.

Lakehead University 

A university for individuals that enjoy sober, lonely evenings. They are all massive fans of Captain Planet and their women look like an uglier form of Joan Rivers. This university is known for their amazing cold Canadian climate and lack of difficult studies. This is the university that you need to apply to if you never want to meet anyone or enjoy yourself. If you intend to work at Wendy's for the rest of your life than apply to this University. Booze is not allowed at this school because: creative thinking , enjoyment and staggering are strictly prohibited at this school.
Lakehead University is a post secondary institution for people that were held back at least one grade before highschool.
Lakehead University by Landon Ashley December 15, 2009

Lakehead 

noun
A chaos-causing, rule-forging individual shaped by the restless temperament of the U.S. Great Lakes, whose formative years by those vast waters instilled both a deep, untamed energy and a compulsion to disrupt established order.
Person 1: Look at him broholy tweaker.
Smarter Person: He a Lakehead.
Lakehead by wordmaker420 August 13, 2025
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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