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Lakehead 

To have the head of a males penis repeatly rubbed until ejactulation in a lake
Man I got some sweet lakehead on friday
Lakehead by JayJayjaynhjh April 8, 2010
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Lakehead 

1)Slang for doing poorly on a test/assignment. Originated from Lakehead University in Ontario, a post-secondary institute renowned for its low admission standards, poor academic record and rampant alcoholism.

2) To carry out an extremely stupid or unadvisable act
1) Man, I went totally Lakehead on that Econ midterm.

2) Holy shit, I pulled a Lakehead!
Lakehead by Brian March 6, 2005

Lakehead 

noun
A chaos-causing, rule-forging individual shaped by the restless temperament of the U.S. Great Lakes, whose formative years by those vast waters instilled both a deep, untamed energy and a compulsion to disrupt established order.
Person 1: Look at him bro—holy tweaker.
Smarter Person: He a Lakehead.
Lakehead by wordmaker420 August 13, 2025

Lakehead University 

A university devoted to teaching, socializing, entrainment, and its students. The place where anyone can find who they are, who they want to be, and what they want to become. Every day is different, and everyone is there to support one another. Only once one gets this far away from home can one understand the unique community that is Lakehead University. Go Thunder Wolves.
Lakehead University, here for everyone looking to make themselves apart of the future, unlike many larger southern Ontario Universities.

Lakehead University 

A university for individuals that enjoy sober, lonely evenings. They are all massive fans of Captain Planet and their women look like an uglier form of Joan Rivers. This university is known for their amazing cold Canadian climate and lack of difficult studies. This is the university that you need to apply to if you never want to meet anyone or enjoy yourself. If you intend to work at Wendy's for the rest of your life than apply to this University. Booze is not allowed at this school because: creative thinking , enjoyment and staggering are strictly prohibited at this school.
Lakehead University is a post secondary institution for people that were held back at least one grade before highschool.
Lakehead University by Landon Ashley December 15, 2009

likehead 

When you read or witness something so good, either online or in the real plane, that your initial impulse is to 'Like' it, only to realize you are neither on Facebook nor reddit, you are a likehead. Your fix is the crack of the Internet. Mark Zuckerberg is your Walter White. You will be schizophrenic by the year 2015, and like to vomit if away from a scrolling screen for longer than half an hour.
TV: "...and the Boston Red Sox are the 2013 World Series Champions!!!"

Melvin: "Like!"

Trisha to Shelby: "What a likehead! Let's go see if we can tip him over.."
likehead by AlNordeen October 31, 2013

lakeheaded 

When a girl pretends to be on your nuts only to take everything from you and gives you a fake number.
SBT: "Yo Thomas hit up that girl you were chattin up today."
Thomas: "Ok!"

*ring ring*

Thomas: "Shit it's a fake number"
SBT: "Man you got lakeheaded"
lakeheaded by SBT2010 June 23, 2010
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