Lazyheaded

One who is slow, or can't get things mentally at a normal rate.

Jonny: What does the cow say to the other cow that is in it's way?
Stacy: I don't know, what?
Jonny: Moo...ve your wideload over.
Stacy: Huh?...
Jonny: Stacy, why are you so lazyheaded?...

by cdv36 August 5, 2008

lakeheaded

When a girl pretends to be on your nuts only to take everything from you and gives you a fake number.

SBT: "Yo Thomas hit up that girl you were chattin up today."
Thomas: "Ok!"

*ring ring*

Thomas: "Shit it's a fake number"
SBT: "Man you got lakeheaded"

by SBT2010 June 23, 2010