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a really fucking cool guy who likes sushi and videogames. the kinda guy you want to hang out with but never have a relationship with
I FUCKED A LAJUANE IT WAS GLORIOUS
lajuane by jacob course March 5, 2017
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A woman loved and blessed by God.

Full of blessings.
Lajuana is God's child.

You should want to be Lajuana.
lajuana by WWWLucky October 6, 2016
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"The One"!!! One who is superior!! A god, king, boss, etc. One who often comes across as a "know it all" but is just informative. Although seen as a "know it all" those that come across a LaJuan, seems to fall in love
David Johnson's such a great football player, he's so a lajuan!
lajuan by Ehfhx December 19, 2016
Its hard to define lajune, she is a rare breed, you will never find another female like her. She is extraordinarily , phenomenal and cut from a different cloth. When lajune faces adversity she will always rise, nothing but god can stop her endeavors. Her beauty is mesmerizing, anyone who gets involved with her will be addicted for life. Not only for her beauty but her loyalty and survival ethics can never be duplicated. Lajune looks a life's obstacles like a obstacle course, knocking each road block down as they come, she is an extreme being, something like out of this world (galactic). The most important thing to know about lajune is, she is a lover and loves hard, but please done cross her, she can become Satan's advocate.
Say, I know u know lajune.. Yea she the baddest chick in these streets right now, she always been a go getter, nothing she does surprises me, I would try and get at her, but she look so damn mean all the time, with her fine self.
lajune by Lajune December 21, 2016
That nigga
Lajuan is just that nigga
Lajuan by lilniggaseason November 18, 2019

lajuanyae 

Rude but good looking and he loves his family in wants to be something in life and have an attitude problem
It can be pronounced

(la one yae) lajuanyae
lajuanyae by Lajuanyae March 7, 2018
He’s literally the sweetest person ever he’s kind, loving,caring he can be a little bit of a bitch lol but he’s nice he’s miserable but sweet he has the most beautiful smile and his voice ugh he’s just the best
Person one :is lajauney your bf.
Person two:yes he’s the best
lajauney by Kimone 🥺 May 31, 2021
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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