Means the most bomb ass bitch evs. Gets shit handled. Doesn't take BS from anyone but still is loving and beautiful the whole time she's whooping your ass. Be frickin' afraid of LQuizzle.
Person 1: You remember LaQuanta?
Person 2: How could I forget she kicked my ass because I didnt return her Land Before Time vhs.
Person 1: Yep thats her.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.