Combination of faggot and lagger.
1. Someone who lags so hardcore on an online game that they are difficult to kill.
2. Someone who lags efficiently and of their own choosing, to avoid being killed.
HISTORY
To my knowledge, this term originated in the online game Subspace. Its usage has probably spread to many other games.
l33tz0rz> Omfg, he's bouncing likea bunny in the mating season.
Jiggawha> Yeah, that guy is such a laggot.
n. insult or title of a person on a online game such as Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or Halo 3 who creates much lag, purposely or unintentionally, ruining the game expeirience for other players. They are often referred to as "that fag on our team who is lagging"
Dude, somebody tell that laggot to leave the game, he's making my childrencry!
noun: 1. a term used to describe an instance of extreme internet lag, often resulting in an undesirable effect or outcome in a video game or other media source
2. when your internet connection or media signal is being gay 3. negative consequences of unstable connections, overworked servers, or weak signal broadcast/reception
"It seems like every time i try to watch this show, Comcast starts up with the laggotry."
"I totally lost that last game to some straight-up laggotry."
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.