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1. A youngster who frequently gets into trouble; a hoodlum.

2. The act of spitting mucus from the body into the toilet while urinating.
1. Father talking to son: Why do you always get into so much trouble you lahgot?

2. The young boy walked into the public restroom when he saw a man lahgot.
lahgot by buzzkunts May 24, 2009
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A laggot is a person who enters a server, and causes the server to lag.

It is a combination of the words lag and faggot.
Pwner is a laggot!!!
Damn laggots.
Shattered Galaxy is full of laggots!
laggot by Anthony Suarez September 28, 2005
Related Words
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Combination of faggot and lagger.
1. Someone who lags so hardcore on an online game that they are difficult to kill.
2. Someone who lags efficiently and of their own choosing, to avoid being killed.

HISTORY
To my knowledge, this term originated in the online game Subspace. Its usage has probably spread to many other games.
l33tz0rz> Omfg, he's bouncing likea bunny in the mating season.
Jiggawha> Yeah, that guy is such a laggot.
laggot by Chile Verde July 15, 2008
n. insult or title of a person on a online game such as Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or Halo 3 who creates much lag, purposely or unintentionally, ruining the game expeirience for other players. They are often referred to as "that fag on our team who is lagging"
Dude, somebody tell that laggot to leave the game, he's making my children cry!
Laggot by bullcrapper January 3, 2010

laggotry 

noun: 1. a term used to describe an instance of extreme internet lag, often resulting in an undesirable effect or outcome in a video game or other media source
2. when your internet connection or media signal is being gay
3. negative consequences of unstable connections, overworked servers, or weak signal broadcast/reception
"It seems like every time i try to watch this show, Comcast starts up with the laggotry."

"I totally lost that last game to some straight-up laggotry."
laggotry by herbal T. November 17, 2010
A person who is a faggot and makes other people lag online.
I cant even hear you becuase of that fucking laggot.
Laggot by t5quared December 26, 2010
The sexiest man ever and man of all trades knows everything about everything (and is always right). Bleeds bde
“Hey did you see that tall handsome sexy guy? I have the biggest boner” “Him? He’s such a Lahot”
Lahot by Hebui November 21, 2021
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