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A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.
-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

From King of the Hill
laotian by Poji August 27, 2005
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Person whose origin is from the country of Laos.
I'm not American, I'm Laotian.
laotian by johnjames1231@hotmail.com December 20, 2003

lahoriposting 

Lahori-posting
/ l3h'orəi-pəʊstɪŋ /

noun British

- The constant posting of mildly amusing but usually unfunny memes, videos or other pictures that are completely random or unrelated to any discussions.
Mohammad, stop lahoriposting.
lahoriposting by Dirtydirtydaniel September 17, 2018

Lahori Ahmadi 

A Muslim belonging to the subsect of the Ahmadiyya Movement called the Lahore Ahmadiyya Community which was started due to theological differences on calling other Muslims infidels, whether prophets can come, and on the status of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad. Lahoris believe anyone who says they are a Muslim is a Muslim, Lahoris believe no more prophets can come after Muhammad, Lahoris believe Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was not a prophet but a Muslim Saint
Hey Nabeel, who is that really cool type of Ahmadi?
Well, hes a Lahori Ahmadi, even better !
Lahori Ahmadi by Arfeeni April 20, 2021
A name for the native peoples of Laos. btw, Lao people HATE being called "laotian", they much better preffer to be called "Lao."
Jao bpen koun Lao. (I am a laotian person)
laotian by Kanitha October 7, 2007

Laotian Breakfast 

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”