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A flawless person who thinks he is the best in all matters but is the most dumbest person in the room. Thinks he can attract girls but girls do not care who the hell he is.
Hi I am an asshol

Oh you are Lahoti
lahoti by Ushshssh November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.
-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

From King of the Hill
laotian by Poji August 27, 2005
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Person whose origin is from the country of Laos.
I'm not American, I'm Laotian.
laotian by johnjames1231@hotmail.com December 20, 2003

lahoriposting 

Lahori-posting
/ l3h'orəi-pəʊstɪŋ /

noun British

- The constant posting of mildly amusing but usually unfunny memes, videos or other pictures that are completely random or unrelated to any discussions.
Mohammad, stop lahoriposting.
lahoriposting by Dirtydirtydaniel September 17, 2018

Lahori Ahmadi 

A Muslim belonging to the subsect of the Ahmadiyya Movement called the Lahore Ahmadiyya Community which was started due to theological differences on calling other Muslims infidels, whether prophets can come, and on the status of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad. Lahoris believe anyone who says they are a Muslim is a Muslim, Lahoris believe no more prophets can come after Muhammad, Lahoris believe Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was not a prophet but a Muslim Saint
Hey Nabeel, who is that really cool type of Ahmadi?
Well, hes a Lahori Ahmadi, even better !
Lahori Ahmadi by Arfeeni April 20, 2021
A name for the native peoples of Laos. btw, Lao people HATE being called "laotian", they much better preffer to be called "Lao."
Jao bpen koun Lao. (I am a laotian person)
laotian by Kanitha October 7, 2007

Laotian Breakfast 

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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