lagot

Someone that lags in an online game.

That one guy is such a lagot.

by Pimpin Dark March 12, 2005

Faga-lagot

A noun defined as an individual who is too busy bullying others to fixate on their own personal issues, rather than involvement in others lives.

"Listen at that faga-lagot ass shit they've just said to me, maybe I should ask if their alright."

by DeeHilarious August 27, 2022

Faga-lagot

A noun defining an individual whom seems more interested in everything, except for themselves.

"It's very faga-lagot of you, to always wonder about me."

by DeeHilarious August 27, 2022

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

a-Lago

An incompetent buffoon who shirks responsibilities in favor of taking leisure time. See also: Donald Trump.

My stupid boss is going skiing right before the budget is due. He's such an a-Lago.

by BodyForWife March 29, 2017

lagolicious

How you feel in the morning before your first cup of #coffee. You are lagging behind. You long for that delicious coffee! The early part of the morning when you can't even string two sentences together! I'm really lagolicious, where's my caffeine?!

I wish I had some damn coffee because I'm so sluggish, tired and lagolicious.

by J to the Dawg March 26, 2021

Soy lago

What Mclaren Formula One driver, Lando Norris said when he found out that his teammate, Carlos Sainz was moving to another team, Ferrari.

Soy lago is Spanish for "I am lake"

This represents how Norris was sad or in tears when he found out about the driver change.

Crofty: Sebastian Vettel has just spun into the gravel!
F1 fans: Soy lago.

by Sharl Leg December 21, 2020