Ladera

A sex machine

Look at that Ladera!

Ladera by Sonchipz July 13, 2009

Ladera moms 

Ladera moms are the foulest creatures in the land. They are in a Facebook group called ladera moms where they catch the “naughty” children of Ladera Ranch. An example of being “naughty” is being loud in front of someone’s house. They will take a picture of you and submit it to the group. I have studied these creatures for many days. They usually have blond hair, have a name like “Laura”, wear sunglasses all the time, wear a hat by billabong that says California love that has the California state flag on it, and talk in question form like “I’m going to the mall today?” They are all in some sort of workout class. They are always on their phone and go into some sort of universe while on their phone. If you try to talk to them they won’t hear you and if you even touch them while texts my they won’t even feel it

Ladera Ranch is home to the ladera moms

Ladera moms by G4rr3tt December 1, 2017

Ladera Heights 

Ladera Heights is a "hidden" neighborhood for really rich black people. Houses are mostly owned by doctors, lawyers, and other working and wealthy African American people. It's normal term is "The Heights" but lots of people also call it "The Black Brentwood". Kids that come from Ladera Heights are said to be snobby although there are many kids that come from there that aren't too snobby. The reason it is called "hidden" is because most people have never heard of the neighborhood.

"Welcome to Ladera Heights. The wonderful world of affluent African Americans. But keep it quiet, or else white people will come back to the neighborhood and try to take everything! Just say you live in Culver City!"

Ladera Heights by L.A.girl June 9, 2009

ladera Kids 

Okay, we have all heard of the town Ladera Ranch. We’ve heard about the moms and the dads and the teens. We’ve not heard much about the children.

These children are little pests. They think if they say “Ur Hair is NOT on fleek!” That you will cry your eyes out. They are definitely showing that they were born after 2006.

“Follow me on Musically!” “Omg did you see what she posted on Musically?!” That is their LIFE. MUSICALLY IS WHAT THEY ALL DO.

They act as if they are all teens. EVEN THE KINDERGARTENERS. I have experience with one of those sassy kids. They are loud and obnoxious and honestly someone needs to pop this bubble that is surrounding them or I will call Kristen Bell to call them basic and she can pop their bubbles. Gosh

Ladera Kids are the kids of Ladera Moms

ladera Kids by Someone you know or not February 25, 2018

ladera ranch 

A town in Orange County, CA where everybody lives inside a bubble and has no idea what goes on in the real world because they're too busy shopping at Brandy Melville. It's a small town so when you go on a jog you're bound to see someone you know. There's a bunch of boys who skate and it's incredibly annoying because they think they're better than anyone who doesn't. Everyone is white, rich, and spoiled. All the moms are annoying and talk really loud and have babies that scream in the middle of the grocery store. All the people at Ladera Ranch Middle School are cringey, spoiled kids that think they're better than everyone they meet. If you're a normal kid and don't match the normal attitudes of Ladera Ranch kids, then it will be hard to find friends here. It's mainly the little kids who are annoying and cringey here. The highschoolers are okay, only if you have a group of friends that you like. Ladera Ranch is the most annoying town I've ever been in, don't ever come to live here. I'd rather be in New York City than this community.

"Oh shit, you're moving to Ladera Ranch? You're not going to turn all rich and white, are you?"

"Ugh that is such a Ladera Mom."

"That kid totally comes from Ladera Ranch. He's white and a spoiled brat."

ladera ranch by I wish I lived in New York Cit August 9, 2017

ladera ranch middle school 

Everyone is rich and white, much like the teens they Juul and shit, make fun of lgbtq+ people, and probably own checkered vans (which I am guilty of). Most of the boys skate and most of the girls bitch on people, these creatures preform rituals like these and others like tping, smoking weed, and riding their bike into a giant puddle... Because everyone is super insecure they all feel the need to have a boyfriend/girlfriend and feel the need to constantly be an asshole(im guilty of that too i wont deny it).

person one: oh look there is a retarded kid skating and juuling over there.
person two: oh that kid is definitely from ladera ranch middle school.
Person one: oof

ladera ranch middle school by ismellpennies February 17, 2019

ladera dad 

The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.

A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .

ladera dad by Truudat December 22, 2017