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lad bag
large paper bag(holiday shopping bag) you have little boys stand in, when molesting them in a restroom stall, so passers by don't see his feet.
lad bag by crinklecrinkle September 17, 2003
Lad Bag
A paper bag that you take into a bathroom stall and have a person stand in while you are raping them so that when people walk by, they don't see the victim's feet.
Lad Bag by -= RUCKER =- April 13, 2004
lardbag
A grossly fat person.
Lawbag
Student of law at any ABA accredited law school in the United States and its surrounding territories.
Note: All lawbags are law students, but not all law students are lawbags. But most of them are. Lawbags outrank douchebags in douchebaggery.
Lawbags are known for their knack of committing inane and awkward acts of doucheness while participating in normal every day activities.
Synonyms; Douchebag, middle-school student, immaturity, elitist
See also; Douchebag, douchechills, lawcest
Note: All lawbags are law students, but not all law students are lawbags. But most of them are. Lawbags outrank douchebags in douchebaggery.
Lawbags are known for their knack of committing inane and awkward acts of doucheness while participating in normal every day activities.
Synonyms; Douchebag, middle-school student, immaturity, elitist
See also; Douchebag, douchechills, lawcest
"I'm in law school, wanna fuck?"
"I'm telling on you!" (typical lawbag response to anything)
Lawbags usually introduce themselves as "I'm in law school," before they actually say their names. They always make it a point to make it known they are in the "upper echelon" of society's educational hierarchy.
A signature style of lawbags are their Know-it-all-matter-of-fact debate structure. Lawbags like to argue over the minutest points, in hopes he can impress his audience with his quasi-ability to interject old latin phrases such as "quid quo pro" into laymen conversation.
Lawbags are smarter than you are and they are unabashed to inform you so.
"I'm telling on you!" (typical lawbag response to anything)
Lawbags usually introduce themselves as "I'm in law school," before they actually say their names. They always make it a point to make it known they are in the "upper echelon" of society's educational hierarchy.
A signature style of lawbags are their Know-it-all-matter-of-fact debate structure. Lawbags like to argue over the minutest points, in hopes he can impress his audience with his quasi-ability to interject old latin phrases such as "quid quo pro" into laymen conversation.
Lawbags are smarter than you are and they are unabashed to inform you so.
Lawbag by princeyanni February 19, 2009
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