lardbag

A grossly fat person.

The new kid is a total lardbag.

lardbag by Shawn B. March 30, 2003

lardbanger 

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

lardbanger by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

larbage

Larbage- to care, or pay mind to.

"as Gary the No-Trash Cougar Says" "Give a Larbage through out your garbage"

larbage by tacar February 15, 2008

ladbag 

A bag, usually a large shopping bag, in which a boy is placed so that he may perform oral sex on a man, on the floor of a bathroom stall, undisturbed.

"...and the police tell us that the suspect was using a 'ladbag' to conceil his pedofilic acts..."

ladbag by ladbag January 18, 2004

Larbage

Aka a big dirty italian

Ben Reid is a Larbage
Dont be a larbage throw out your garbage

Larbage by TheMadToker May 28, 2011

Larbage

One who completely embodies what it means to be lazy. They are often surrounded by take-out and are typically Canadian.

Ned: Hey will you walk 2 feet and save that cute baby animal from the burning wreckage?

Larbage: No, I'm watching Cops on Tivo.

Ned: You are such a larbage.

Larbage by grmpge March 28, 2008

landbag 

What you call a landlord who is obsessively cheap. She's a lonely old bitch who is always trying to use her tennants to do maintenance, without compensation. She is a general nuisance who will enter tennants apartment without consent.

The landbag came by to collect the rent.

landbag by Faultliner December 5, 2017