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A grossly fat person.
The new kid is a total lardbag.
lardbag by Shawn B. March 30, 2003
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lardbanger 

One who has sex with a fat person.
Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.
lardbanger by Shaqburger July 1, 2003
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Larbage- to care, or pay mind to.
"as Gary the No-Trash Cougar Says" "Give a Larbage through out your garbage"
larbage by tacar February 15, 2008
A bag, usually a large shopping bag, in which a boy is placed so that he may perform oral sex on a man, on the floor of a bathroom stall, undisturbed.
"...and the police tell us that the suspect was using a 'ladbag' to conceil his pedofilic acts..."
ladbag by ladbag January 18, 2004
Ben Reid is a Larbage
Dont be a larbage throw out your garbage
Larbage by TheMadToker May 28, 2011
One who completely embodies what it means to be lazy. They are often surrounded by take-out and are typically Canadian.
Ned: Hey will you walk 2 feet and save that cute baby animal from the burning wreckage?

Larbage: No, I'm watching Cops on Tivo.

Ned: You are such a larbage.
Larbage by grmpge March 28, 2008
What you call a landlord who is obsessively cheap. She's a lonely old bitch who is always trying to use her tennants to do maintenance, without compensation. She is a general nuisance who will enter tennants apartment without consent.
The landbag came by to collect the rent.
landbag by Faultliner December 5, 2017
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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