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Student of law at any ABA accredited law school in the United States and its surrounding territories.

Note: All lawbags are law students, but not all law students are lawbags. But most of them are. Lawbags outrank douchebags in douchebaggery.

Lawbags are known for their knack of committing inane and awkward acts of doucheness while participating in normal every day activities.


Synonyms; Douchebag, middle-school student, immaturity, elitist

See also; Douchebag, douchechills, lawcest
"I'm in law school, wanna fuck?"

"I'm telling on you!" (typical lawbag response to anything)

Lawbags usually introduce themselves as "I'm in law school," before they actually say their names. They always make it a point to make it known they are in the "upper echelon" of society's educational hierarchy.

A signature style of lawbags are their Know-it-all-matter-of-fact debate structure. Lawbags like to argue over the minutest points, in hopes he can impress his audience with his quasi-ability to interject old latin phrases such as "quid quo pro" into laymen conversation.

Lawbags are smarter than you are and they are unabashed to inform you so.


Lawbag by princeyanni February 19, 2009
Words you can keep

Lawlbags! 

The funniest dude on the planet! The best part is no one will ever know who he is hahahaha!
The name is said to have originated from the phrase "Bags of Lawl" however disturbia may think otherwise
Lawlbags! by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009
Related Words
Romanian for "one who masturbates". Used as an insult.

sinonim with onanist ( onanist also term used in romania)
God damn that wanker!
Da-l dracu de labagiu!
Labagiu by Dimishor April 2, 2011
Larbage- to care, or pay mind to.
"as Gary the No-Trash Cougar Says" "Give a Larbage through out your garbage"
larbage by tacar February 15, 2008
a lawyer or one who knows much about the law
Shit, Scientology is trying to sue me.
You should go get a lawfag to deal with their lawfags.
Lawfag by WhiteNightAnon October 31, 2010
A bag, usually a large shopping bag, in which a boy is placed so that he may perform oral sex on a man, on the floor of a bathroom stall, undisturbed.
"...and the police tell us that the suspect was using a 'ladbag' to conceil his pedofilic acts..."
ladbag by ladbag January 18, 2004
A douche bag who truly believes Lawl is a word.
I tried to explain to this guy that lawl isn't a word but in the end I realized he is just a lawlbag.
Lawlbag by MrPenguinz August 6, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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