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Student of law at any ABA accredited law school in the United States and its surrounding territories.

Note: All lawbags are law students, but not all law students are lawbags. But most of them are. Lawbags outrank douchebags in douchebaggery.

Lawbags are known for their knack of committing inane and awkward acts of doucheness while participating in normal every day activities.


Synonyms; Douchebag, middle-school student, immaturity, elitist

See also; Douchebag, douchechills, lawcest
"I'm in law school, wanna fuck?"

"I'm telling on you!" (typical lawbag response to anything)

Lawbags usually introduce themselves as "I'm in law school," before they actually say their names. They always make it a point to make it known they are in the "upper echelon" of society's educational hierarchy.

A signature style of lawbags are their Know-it-all-matter-of-fact debate structure. Lawbags like to argue over the minutest points, in hopes he can impress his audience with his quasi-ability to interject old latin phrases such as "quid quo pro" into laymen conversation.

Lawbags are smarter than you are and they are unabashed to inform you so.
Lawbag by princeyanni February 19, 2009
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Lawlbags! 

The funniest dude on the planet! The best part is no one will ever know who he is hahahaha!
The name is said to have originated from the phrase "Bags of Lawl" however disturbia may think otherwise
Lawlbags! by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009
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Romanian for "one who masturbates". Used as an insult.

sinonim with onanist ( onanist also term used in romania)
God damn that wanker!
Da-l dracu de labagiu!
Labagiu by Dimishor April 2, 2011
Larbage- to care, or pay mind to.
"as Gary the No-Trash Cougar Says" "Give a Larbage through out your garbage"
larbage by tacar February 15, 2008
a lawyer or one who knows much about the law
Shit, Scientology is trying to sue me.
You should go get a lawfag to deal with their lawfags.
Lawfag by WhiteNightAnon October 31, 2010
A bag, usually a large shopping bag, in which a boy is placed so that he may perform oral sex on a man, on the floor of a bathroom stall, undisturbed.
"...and the police tell us that the suspect was using a 'ladbag' to conceil his pedofilic acts..."
ladbag by ladbag January 18, 2004
A douche bag who truly believes Lawl is a word.
I tried to explain to this guy that lawl isn't a word but in the end I realized he is just a lawlbag.
Lawlbag by MrPenguinz August 6, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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