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A serious disease that affects your ability to Do daily tasks, such as ride into town, or help a man get his horses back to his wagon.
“Hey uncle, come with us to rob this bank”
“I can’t, my lumbago is kicking in right now”
“Understanda🅱️Le have a nice day”

“Did you see uncle lift that case of whiskey?”
“Yeah, must’ve been hard with his lumbago”
“He’s a true hero”
Lumbago by Dank Hill6969 November 13, 2018
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Terminal Lumbago 

A slow and painful death. Doesn’t allow you to work but Arthur and John think you’re a lazy piece of shit. Usually you have to say it’s “the lumbago.”
“Definitely not a job for a man with Terminal Lumbago.”
Lumbago is a very serious spine condition that affects the lower part of your spine that’s why Uncle can’t stand up right but Dutch always has a plan
I’ve got LUMBAGO it’s a slow painful death my brother
Serious back pain that will be sure to take you off your feet for life
Arthur: "We need help lifting the supplies. Uncle, can you help?" Uncle:" Oh I can't son, it's my Lumbago. A very serious disease"
A slang in Nigeria. Telling a lie in the most flattering way to make a person feel better
Omoh this girl dey tear me lamba
Lamba by Nigerian slang August 19, 2019

lambgoat 

An aids-infested messageboard tucked far far away in the bowels of cyberspace where mind-numbingly infantile ultracynics fling shit at eachother like monkeys possessed.
here's a normal thread on lambgoat:

innocent kid in a band on LG for first time: hey are there any good clubs in the Pittsburgh area anyone can tell me about?

veteran 1: faggot

veteran 2: "faggot"

veteran 3: your band fucking sucks

veteran 2: breeeee

veteran 1: too faggot no help ever
lambgoat by Hooker June 3, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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