Lawnophobe 

1. A person who thinks their lawn is terrible but in reality their grass is barely an inch tall
2. A person who won't stop mowing

1. I think my neighbor is a lawnophobe
2. That guy won't stop mowing

Lawnophobe by SlayerRocker82 July 12, 2016

lactophobe 

a person or living creature that is afraid of milk or other dairy products, despite not being lactose intolerant.

Martha is a lactophobe, she isnt lactose intolerant, yet she cooses to stay away from milk.

lactophobe by netsendjoe December 6, 2003

lawnophile

Someone who exhibits an extreme attraction to the following: grass, shrubs, dirt, or any other form of wildlife in their back (or front) yard. Typically this affection is in a romantic or sexual sensation.

Kayleigh is a lawnophile

lawnophile by sophocles April 24, 2008

Lynophobe 

Phobia towards Lyn, a #3 Leaderboard player in SBR, who was later de-ranked because of the myth of Leaderboards resetting every month

Person1: Do you know about lyn?
Person2: The #3 Leaderboard player? Sorry, I'm a Lynophobe

Lynophobe by imain_ness123 June 7, 2021

Lynnophobe

A lynnophobe is a person that dislikes/fears the concept of pretty girls named lynn or have “Lynn” in their name

Random Chud: Bro..you see that girl over there..idk why but I feel scared looking at her

Other Random Chud: You mean Lynn/Girl with Lynn in her name? Sheesh man..you might be a lynnophobe..

Lynnophobe by Lynnophobe February 16, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019