Definitions by SlayerRocker82

roof fishing 

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.

I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.

roof fishing by SlayerRocker82 August 26, 2016

Lawnophobe 

1. A person who thinks their lawn is terrible but in reality their grass is barely an inch tall
2. A person who won't stop mowing

1. I think my neighbor is a lawnophobe
2. That guy won't stop mowing

Lawnophobe by SlayerRocker82 July 12, 2016