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lactomangulator 

One who opens a milk carton from the wrong side and tears up the entire top.
The lactomangulator left the scene of the crime with his straw sticking out of the top of the carton.
lactomangulator by Rutager December 30, 2005

Lackametholepsy

The art of falling out due to the lack of methamphetamines or, being off ones Wagon, one too many
A man over there leaning up against the post suffering from lackametholepsy
Lackametholepsy by DawnNichole#1* November 18, 2019

lackofpussyphomia 

A common illness in those who don’t get pussy often. Yes, it is contagious.
“Man, ion get NO pussy…I think I got like lackofpussyphomia or sumn.”
lackofpussyphomia by browneyedbish November 16, 2021

lackofthreat 

A striker for Arsenal named Alexander Lacazette who provide little to no attacking input when called upon
Jimmy: hey Mike,how has Lacazette been playing lately?

Mike: Bro Lacazette does fuck all, should just change his name to lackofthreat.

lackofbitchitis 

Terminal illness which is also contagious that originated from a recipient named 'eric'. symptoms include the lack of bitches and extreme white-ness.
Eric suffers from Lackofbitchitis.”
lackofbitchitis by Ok…and? September 4, 2022

Lactomangulation

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.
Lactomangulation by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003