lackom

you are Building legos then you step on a lego you yell LACKOM! then you become a toilet.

"Ow" I said I Stepped on a lego I yelled "LACKOM!" then I became a toilet

by QWERTUIOPBOB! March 12, 2023

lactomangulator

One who opens a milk carton from the wrong side and tears up the entire top.

The lactomangulator left the scene of the crime with his straw sticking out of the top of the carton.

by Rutager December 30, 2005

Lackametholepsy

The art of falling out due to the lack of methamphetamines or, being off ones Wagon, one too many

A man over there leaning up against the post suffering from lackametholepsy

by DawnNichole#1* November 18, 2019

lackofpussyphomia

A common illness in those who don’t get pussy often. Yes, it is contagious.

“Man, ion get NO pussy…I think I got like lackofpussyphomia or sumn.”

by browneyedbish November 16, 2021

lackofthreat

A striker for Arsenal named Alexander Lacazette who provide little to no attacking input when called upon

Jimmy: hey Mike,how has Lacazette been playing lately?

Mike: Bro Lacazette does fuck all, should just change his name to lackofthreat.

by JuniorIsDownBad June 3, 2022

lackofbitchitis

Terminal illness which is also contagious that originated from a recipient named 'eric'. symptoms include the lack of bitches and extreme white-ness.

“Eric suffers from Lackofbitchitis.”

by Ok…and? September 4, 2022

Lactomangulation

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003