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One of the most boring places on earth, but some of the people are kick-ass.
I live in Lacombe, Louisiana.
Lacombe by VictoriaLynn June 11, 2008
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The City of Lacombe has been ranked as the 26th best place to live in Canada for 2012 by MoneySense, the country’s leading personal finance magazine and personal finance website. Lacombe is the perfect place to start a new career, grow your family, or enjoy your retirement.
I live in Lacombe, Alberta.
Lacombe by VaGue August 6, 2012

Lacombe Opener

The Lacombe Opener is a slang term for a specific sexual technique involving the simultaneous manual stimulation of a partner's vagina and anus. It is traditionally performed as an intimate "19th hole" routine following a round of golf.

The act is defined by a specific finger configuration colloquially described by the phrase, "one in the pink, two in the stink."

To position the hand correctly for the technique, the fingers are arranged as follows:

T he index finger is extended straight out. The middle finger is bent completely down into the palm. The ring finger and pinky finger are extended straight out and held tightly together. The thumb remains relaxed or tucked to the side.

The single extended index finger is inserted into the vagina ("one in the pink").
The combined ring finger and pinky finger are simultaneously inserted into the anus ("two in the stink").
I had to wash my golf glove after giving my wife the Lacombe opener in the clubhouse washroom.
Lacombe Opener by Swan Drive May 17, 2026

A Lacombe 

Someone who is completely obnoxious. A person who sucks up to any person that will assist him in getting ahead in life. Someone who can not control any part of their own anger or feelings. A man who can not get laid. An undercover racist.
I can't stand the guy who sits next to me in class. I swear he is totally A Lacombe!
A Lacombe by Rae Carruth March 17, 2008
Hey, you have huge thayers, want to larcombe?
Larcombe by sugs January 24, 2006
Crazy, bipolar, and fun girl who has a big heart to people and animals. A great friend, mother, sister, and everything else. Straight forward to everyone about anything. A great person to love and someone to fear when mad!
Ohh! She beating that man up like its nothing. She must be a Lacomb!
Lacomb by Steffii2960 May 14, 2015