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Laceration 

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle
Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.
Laceration by Macquarie January 17, 2009

laceration 

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.
My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.
laceration by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008

vaginal laceration 

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.
A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.
vaginal laceration by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006

anal laceration 

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.
John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock

latex laceration 

wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.
WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!
latex laceration by fucksoid February 18, 2005
A vacation on a lake.
Lakeation this weekend?
lakeation by charliesu September 16, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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