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laceration 

A deep snowboarding cut made into the side of a mountain that results in a big plume of spray and a noticeable gash in the snow.
That was so sick! I had to lay down a couple lacerations between those trees... dude, hand me that lipper.
laceration by Dr Slash February 18, 2010
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Laceration 

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle
Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.
Laceration by Macquarie January 17, 2009

laceration 

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.
My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.
laceration by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008

vaginal laceration 

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.
A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.
vaginal laceration by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006

anal laceration 

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.
John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock

latex laceration 

wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.
WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!
latex laceration by fucksoid February 18, 2005
A vacation on a lake.
Lakeation this weekend?
lakeation by charliesu September 16, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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