mangle

1. A large industrial ironing machine that dry presses and folds flatwork or a small laundry wringer for domestic use.

2. To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.

The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feeder end or chain drives of the machines.
"Ted lost part of an arm when he foolishly reached beyond the safety bar of the mangle to adjust a wrinkle in a bed sheet."
by T.Ractorhead December 03, 2006
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To perform a search on an online social networking site (like manhunt.net) for a specific type of man for dating or sex.
I mangled for a tall, hairy chested, muscle boy in New York City.
by MansManCT February 26, 2010
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1.To strongly hold and grip the scrotum/pouch/sack with fairly excessive force. Can, at times, be done with a gently and caressing motiong; which would then be referred to as "semi-mangling."
2.Usually done to punish someone for their wrongdoing by applying pain to their testicular region.
David did a slaughering mangle to the friend next to him for flashing his balls.
by Randy Asakura April 23, 2004
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what you bike does when it gets run over by a train
i was jus ridin along an my bike got mangled by a train!!!
by dave April 09, 2003
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A variation of the sexual "triangle" position in which two females simultaneously position themselves facing each other over a prostrate man's face and penis while kissing, the mangle is a similar triangle formed instead by three males. The term "mangle" is short for "man triangle". The male lying prostrate is referred to as the hypotenuse. A participant in the mangle is a mangler.
"Due to Andy's short height, he was the hypotenuse in an acute isosceles mangle last night."
by MacGregDogg September 29, 2006
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N.

Slang for the female reproductive organ. Also see "Cunt", "Twat", or "Fanny".
"Alright, did you handle her mangle last night?"

"Nah she was on the blob"
by rossuk May 03, 2005
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1. A Victorian device used for drying clothes.

2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
1. "I say, Edward! Have you ran my bloomers through the mangle yet, what?"

2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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