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lameathon 

(adj.) an event or person that is extremely lame or disappointing.
Person A: Where do you wanna go to lunch?
Person B: I can’t go to lunch, I have a lot of homework to do.

Person A: You always have a lot of homework to do! C’mon don’t be so lameathon!
lameathon by ayokaymcc December 6, 2017

Fakeation 

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.
"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."
Fakeation by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008

Lazcation 

A Lazcation is where you do absolutely NOTHING during your time off work.

A Lazy Vacation.

You don't go anywhere or do anything, intentionally.

Although there is some debate regarding Lazcation activities. Some approve of Reading or Sleeping or Watching movies. Others rely on a pure view on doing little to nothing.
Q- "I see you are taking time off on Monday, do you have plans to go somewhere"

A- "Nah, I think I'm going to go have a Lazcation instead"
Lazcation by RinFC April 22, 2013

Lactation Lettuce 

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!
The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish
Lactation by Tom May 2, 2003

erotic lactation 

Suckin' some milk providing titties sexually!
Having a new baby isn't all bad, me and my wife can now engage in some erotic lactation!