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lameathon 

(adj.) an event or person that is extremely lame or disappointing.
Person A: Where do you wanna go to lunch?
Person B: I can’t go to lunch, I have a lot of homework to do.

Person A: You always have a lot of homework to do! C’mon don’t be so lameathon!
lameathon by ayokaymcc December 6, 2017

Fakeation 

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.
"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."
Fakeation by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008

Lazcation 

A Lazcation is where you do absolutely NOTHING during your time off work.

A Lazy Vacation.

You don't go anywhere or do anything, intentionally.

Although there is some debate regarding Lazcation activities. Some approve of Reading or Sleeping or Watching movies. Others rely on a pure view on doing little to nothing.
Q- "I see you are taking time off on Monday, do you have plans to go somewhere"

A- "Nah, I think I'm going to go have a Lazcation instead"
Lazcation by RinFC April 22, 2013

Lactation Lettuce 

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!
The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish
Lactation by Tom May 2, 2003

erotic lactation 

Suckin' some milk providing titties sexually!
Having a new baby isn't all bad, me and my wife can now engage in some erotic lactation!
erotic lactation by dunnomanatallyall February 27, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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