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The act of a black man and a white woman having Intercourse in a port-a-potty, but while the black man has a Thanos gauntlet on fingering the white woman, while simultaneously their grandmothers are getting butt-fucked by a gaggle of chimpanzees.
“Hey man did you hear?”
“About what?”
“Tyrone and Abby did the Labonka!”
“No way that’s crazy!”
“Yeah and the best part is Tyrone said that his grandma didn’t expect the chimps!”
“That’s awesome!”
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I'm gonna kick you in the labonza!
labonza by Pause September 29, 2005
a butt that isnt a badonka but its still nice and plump. A little badonka
Mama over there with the small frame gotta Ladonka on her.
ladonka by Queen D. December 27, 2007
the stomache, the abdomen
They got me right in the labonza with their elbows
labonza by Light Joker October 28, 2006

Lake Latonka 

A puny 2 mile long community in Mercer Pennsylvania based around a pond of stagnant water that for some reason, the inhabitants believe is okay to swim in, considering that the water grows a thick layer of stinking bacteria filled scum every year that slowly makes its way to the swimming area. The Lake is home to many old people, mostly retired, a few democrats and an absolute ASSLOAD of republicans. Most people are zombies, highly unfriendly, and white. The Lake has two big water towers which are the only eye-catching thing there and has Native American tribe names for street addresses. How cute.
Robert: I got a waterborne disease while swimming...

John: Did you swim at Lake Latonka?

Robert: Yeah, why?

John: Congratulations, you're going to die.
Lake Latonka by Neenja! October 4, 2009
LaBona drunks and drug addicts stupid crack heads stupid bitches
LaBonas are crack heads.
LaBona by Big dick27 May 14, 2018
A deceptively tricky drinking game. You say the word, you drink. Sounds easy? Yeah? You try it then!
No way in heck am I going to say Labonza!***drinks***
labonza by fell-8-me October 26, 2008
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