Skip to main content
I'm gonna kick you in the labonza!
labonza by Pause September 29, 2005
Words you can keep
the stomache, the abdomen
They got me right in the labonza with their elbows
labonza by Light Joker October 28, 2006
A deceptively tricky drinking game. You say the word, you drink. Sounds easy? Yeah? You try it then!
No way in heck am I going to say Labonza!***drinks***
labonza by fell-8-me October 26, 2008

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza 

A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut
What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza
Is a very hot guy with a BIG BBC and his one of the most athletic guys in the world.
Lafonza puts his bbc in your mom’s mouth.
Lafonza by Lokie April 16, 2021
LaBona drunks and drug addicts stupid crack heads stupid bitches
LaBonas are crack heads.
LaBona by Big dick27 May 14, 2018
The act of a black man and a white woman having Intercourse in a port-a-potty, but while the black man has a Thanos gauntlet on fingering the white woman, while simultaneously their grandmothers are getting butt-fucked by a gaggle of chimpanzees.
“Hey man did you hear?”
“About what?”
Tyrone and Abby did the Labonka!”
“No way that’s crazy!”
“Yeah and the best part is Tyrone said that his grandma didn’t expect the chimps!”
“That’s awesome!”
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next