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kylesexual

A Kyle that has a sexual attraction to to monster can and likes to puncture drywall
That man must be a kylesexual he is licking monster and puncturing drywall
kylesexual by DrywallCrusher June 11, 2019

Kylesexual

Do you have a piss kink?
Yeah I have to or else I'm not Kylesexual
Kylesexual by Rat Whore September 8, 2019
When one is sexually attracted to only Kol mikaleson regardless of gender
She is so in love with Kol she must be Kolsexual
kolsexual by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020

katesexual 

When you feel a sexual attraction towards Kate Walsh
I can’t stop watching Kate Walshes tv shows/movies, I must be katesexual.

kayleesexual 

when you obsess and simp over someone called kaylee, you think about letting her rail you every second of the day and you most likely will call her 'mommy'. you'd let her destroy ur life but you dont care, you'll literally pull some tate shit (ahs) to make her stay with you.
person 1: ughhhh i love kaylee so much i just wanna fuck her and eat her eughhhh, but then i'd even be submissive to her bro, i wanna hold her captive or have her hold ME captive. my sexuality is kayleesexual. i need her.

person 2: bro that shits wild.
kayleesexual by iamlorenzosexual October 7, 2022

kobesexual 

a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant
These damn kobesexuals are starting to annoy me.
kobesexual by Jude August 13, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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