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Kalonsexual 

A sexuality based on a the best artist of all time and our lord and savior Death2kalon
The best Artist of all time Death2kalon is sooo good , I think I’m kalonsexual.
Kalonsexual by Swervojayo July 28, 2021

Konsexual 

A sexuality in which an individual only has sexual feelings towards Konstaninos Pantelidis, a sexy Greek swimmer.
-Isn't this guy cute?
-I wouldn't know, I am Konsexual.
Konsexual by Maria_Karanikou January 9, 2021

talonsexual 

1. When you are attracted to Talon

2. That random bird feet fetish
1. I love Talon so much! I'm Talonsexual!

2. I will lick bird feet.
talonsexual by Avocadopop July 23, 2016

Kalesexual 

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.
Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Kalesexual by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019

Kalisexuality 

People who are attracted to down sydrome people and disabled people
"that man liked the girl with an extra chromosome, he identified with kalisexuality"
Kalisexuality by El Penguini January 24, 2023

karensexual 

Person 1: Did you hear joe likes Karen?
Person 2: Yeah, hes karensexual.
karensexual by CarThax08 November 5, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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