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Kylebandon

when you are playing a game with a kyle and he just goes his own way without saying anything usually resulting in a loss
1: Hey man do you need this gear
K: yea man can you bring it to me

1:where even are you

K:the other side of the map

1: way to Kylebandon me
Kylebandon by DRSLIT August 23, 2019

klesbian 

Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.
klesbian by Derp Cat November 20, 2011

kylespenser 

kylespenser or tik tok is one of my besties. she posts videos about american horror story and the show skins. she enjoys the shows stranger things, the obx, american horror story, and skins. her pfp is a photoshopped photo of dandy and jimmy 🦞🦞🦞 from ahs kissing. she hates the ahs season hotel (booo) and likes coven. go follow her
omg! kylespenser on tik tok is the coolest person ever
kylespenser by toot langdon June 20, 2021

kyleeanna 

She is the one of the most honest beautiful girls in the word she's loyal and adorable at times so slow but is really smart and one mean thick lil girl
Oh damn that's kyleeanna ? That's a whole wifey with a big ole booty 🤤
kyleeanna by Wyd12345 January 14, 2018

klesbians 

Plural of Keyboard Lesbian. Men who roleplay at being a lesbian online. Happens often in the MMVW (Massively Multiplayer Virtual World) of Second Life.
"ZOMG, the klesbians are here!"
klesbians by Kira McCallen February 9, 2008

Klesbian 

Noun:
1. an extremely fat, ugly, ratty-looking, wouldn't-touch-it-with-a-ten-foot-pole kind of dyke. the kind of lesbian no one would enjoy watching lesbian porn to.

Adjective:
2. used as an insult.
J: Hey, hey! check out that chick, bro!
R: Dude, put your glasses on. That's totally a klesbian.
J: Holy shit, you're right, check out the caterpiller on her face!
Klesbian by HeliosJB October 18, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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