klesbian
Hey, I heard that klesbian stole that Pluto Pillow Pet from Disneyland. And then she made out with a chick.
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Klesbian
Noun:
1. an extremely fat, ugly, ratty-looking, wouldn't-touch-it-with-a-ten-foot-pole kind of dyke. the kind of lesbian no one would enjoy watching lesbian porn to.
Adjective:
2. used as an insult.
1. an extremely fat, ugly, ratty-looking, wouldn't-touch-it-with-a-ten-foot-pole kind of dyke. the kind of lesbian no one would enjoy watching lesbian porn to.
Adjective:
2. used as an insult.
klesbian
A Keyboard Lesbian is a male who roleplays at being a lesbian online. Happens often in the MMVW (Massively Multiplayer Virtual World) of Second Life.
"Gurl, what do you think? Lesbian or Klesbian?"
"Hmm, not sure yet... Oh Wait. Definitely Klesbian. HAHA."
"Hmm, not sure yet... Oh Wait. Definitely Klesbian. HAHA."
klesbian by Kira McCallen February 9, 2008
klezbian
A lesbian, usually but not always Jewish, who loves Klezmer music beyond all comprehension. A klezbian also enjoys other forms of esoteric ethnic, world music and takes great pride in the fact that her tastes are so far outside the mainstream. Klezbians can usually be found in packs at live klezmer concerts, happily ignoring those around them.
klezbian by Jon Katajhina January 18, 2008
Kesbian
if you are a Kesbian, you have most likely slept in the rightful home of Kes, The Kesidential Palace
A Kesbian is someone who appreciates the many fine qualities of Kes (or The Kesident or any derivatives of Kes).
Sometimes the question is posed, what is the exact sexual preference of a Kesbian? Of course, any Kesbian's first preference is Kes. As Kes can not satisfy the sexual desires of every person in the world though, when frustrated a Kesbian can and should resort to their second preference (typically any other male or female in the world).
Not sure if kesbianism is a religion as much as a way of life... a dirty dirty way of life
A Kesbian is someone who appreciates the many fine qualities of Kes (or The Kesident or any derivatives of Kes).
Sometimes the question is posed, what is the exact sexual preference of a Kesbian? Of course, any Kesbian's first preference is Kes. As Kes can not satisfy the sexual desires of every person in the world though, when frustrated a Kesbian can and should resort to their second preference (typically any other male or female in the world).
Not sure if kesbianism is a religion as much as a way of life... a dirty dirty way of life
Kesbian by Lin-ZKesbian December 22, 2008
kesbian
kesbian by arilololol June 7, 2020
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