Definitions by HeliosJB

Klesbian 

Noun:
1. an extremely fat, ugly, ratty-looking, wouldn't-touch-it-with-a-ten-foot-pole kind of dyke. the kind of lesbian no one would enjoy watching lesbian porn to.

Adjective:
2. used as an insult.

J: Hey, hey! check out that chick, bro!
R: Dude, put your glasses on. That's totally a klesbian.
J: Holy shit, you're right, check out the caterpiller on her face!

Klesbian by HeliosJB October 18, 2011