kwimble

The space between the start and zero mark on a ruler

Watch out for the kwimble when you measure otherwise the measurement will be off.

by Coral Rief November 10, 2021

john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls

i'm detective john kimble! i'm a cop you eediot!

by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004

John Kimble

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

by Sparda January 16, 2005

Detective John Kimble

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

by Browndown August 10, 2003

john kimble

noun - detective

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective john kimble!

by olaf February 26, 2004

kimbleism

The practice of using a word, phrase, statement, one-liner or action that is so wacky and makes no sense whatsoever but is said or done with such conviction that it becomes utterly believable and appears as nuggets of wisdom.

My friend was so utterly confident when he told me that swimmers never get dehydrated while in water as their bodies automatically absorb the necessary water through osmosis. I almost believed it till I realised it was a kimbleism!

by Subash August 25, 2013

Kimble

Loud ass, carrot top looking, teachin fool who cant keep a classroom under control, but cool sumtimes I guess ://

Kid 1: Yo, did you finish that gov paper?
Kid 2: No, but I have Kimble, so it doesn't matter.
Kid 1: You right.

by Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad November 13, 2018