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john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls
i'm detective john kimble! i'm a cop you eediot!
john kimble! by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004
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John Kimble 

John Kimble by Sparda January 16, 2005

Detective John Kimble 

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.
"It's not a tuma!"
Detective John Kimble by Browndown August 10, 2003

john kimble 

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective john kimble!
john kimble by olaf February 26, 2004

kimbleism 

The practice of using a word, phrase, statement, one-liner or action that is so wacky and makes no sense whatsoever but is said or done with such conviction that it becomes utterly believable and appears as nuggets of wisdom.
My friend was so utterly confident when he told me that swimmers never get dehydrated while in water as their bodies automatically absorb the necessary water through osmosis. I almost believed it till I realised it was a kimbleism!
kimbleism by Subash August 25, 2013
Loud ass, carrot top looking, teachin fool who cant keep a classroom under control, but cool sumtimes I guess ://
Kid 1: Yo, did you finish that gov paper?
Kid 2: No, but I have Kimble, so it doesn't matter.
Kid 1: You right.
Kimble by Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad November 13, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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