a portmanteau of the words "kpop" and "weed"
when you are addicted to kpop and watched too many crack vids, you will get high, as if you just did weed
thus the word "kweed"

a: what are you doing
b: i'm on kweed
b: im highhh

a: what time is it
b: its kweed timeee
b: do kweed guys

kweed by superiorlesbian August 10, 2020

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kwerd

a more accessable and easier way of saying awkward - used as a substitute for the overused terms 'awks', 'awk', and 'awkie'

-Woah he just threw a banana at me...kwerd.
-It's so kwerd that people still use the word 'awks'.

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Kweed

A whiney or otherwise insufferable individual who is either being a whiney bitch or some sort of inconsiderate douchebag. To be used like the word fag was about someone who wasn't gay but just annoying.

Barry: " I dont want to do that. It'll be too hard."
Doug: " just shut the fuck up and do it already you goddamned kweed"

Kweed by Wildbarry June 16, 2019

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kweed f4

kweed stands for "kpop" + "weed" due to its highly addictive content
kweed f4 is a cult (group chat) consisting of 4 kweed dealers who are high 24/7
their representative symbol is "ዊ"
they recently realized that they have no friends

a: no matter what group chat we join
a: it's always the four of us talking
b: we have no friends
b: kweed f4
c: why
c: xswl
d: *picture of jyp crying*

5 seconds later:

d: siwhdjkehdjkehjkdhjkewkjdnekndk
d: *video of park jimin*
a: sjkwkd
b: hdekhdjkehd
c: g2edgh2ebdj

b: *video of kim jisoo*
b: i'm hiiigh
a: so that's why we don't have friends
d: *picture of jyp crying and laughing*
c: why
c: xswlll

kweed f4 by superiorlesbian August 18, 2020

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kweeroped

the term that one may use to win scrabble.

the one word that if completed the game is instantly won by the speller.
(also a term for being being roped in by a homosexual man)

also written as kweerop'd

dude i just got kweeroped by toby mccarron!

SHIT BRAD JUST WON THE GAME. HE USED THE KWEEROPED TACTIC

kweeroped by t.w.a.t.s. July 1, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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