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A whiney or otherwise insufferable individual who is either being a whiney bitch or some sort of inconsiderate douchebag. To be used like the word fag was about someone who wasn't gay but just annoying.
Barry: " I dont want to do that. It'll be too hard."
Doug: " just shut the fuck up and do it already you goddamned kweed"
by Wildbarry June 16, 2019
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a portmanteau of the words "kpop" and "weed"
when you are addicted to kpop and watched too many crack vids, you will get high, as if you just did weed
thus the word "kweed"
a: what are you doing
b: i'm on kweed
b: im highhh

a: what time is it
b: its kweed timeee
b: do kweed guys
by nothaydenz August 10, 2020
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In online team based fps, someone who constantly switches teams, to the more powerful side, so as to pad their scores artificially.

Especially when an inherent imbalance may exist, such as a map with the J-10 in Battlefield 2
That kweed is supposed to be US this round! But the fucker switched back to get the J10 again
by theelviscerator August 31, 2006
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