kweed

a portmanteau of the words "kpop" and "weed"
when you are addicted to kpop and watched too many crack vids, you will get high, as if you just did weed
thus the word "kweed"

a: what are you doing
b: i'm on kweed
b: im highhh

a: what time is it
b: its kweed timeee
b: do kweed guys

kweed by superiorlesbian August 10, 2020

Kweed

A whiney or otherwise insufferable individual who is either being a whiney bitch or some sort of inconsiderate douchebag. To be used like the word fag was about someone who wasn't gay but just annoying.

Barry: " I dont want to do that. It'll be too hard."
Doug: " just shut the fuck up and do it already you goddamned kweed"

Kweed by Wildbarry June 16, 2019

kweed

In online team based fps, someone who constantly switches teams, to the more powerful side, so as to pad their scores artificially.

Especially when an inherent imbalance may exist, such as a map with the J-10 in Battlefield 2

That kweed is supposed to be US this round! But the fucker switched back to get the J10 again

kweed by theelviscerator August 31, 2006

kweed f4 

kweed stands for "kpop" + "weed" due to its highly addictive content
kweed f4 is a cult (group chat) consisting of 4 kweed dealers who are high 24/7
their representative symbol is "ዊ"
they recently realized that they have no friends

a: no matter what group chat we join
a: it's always the four of us talking
b: we have no friends
b: kweed f4
c: why
c: xswl
d: *picture of jyp crying*

5 seconds later:

d: siwhdjkehdjkehjkdhjkewkjdnekndk
d: *video of park jimin*
a: sjkwkd
b: hdekhdjkehd
c: g2edgh2ebdj

b: *video of kim jisoo*
b: i'm hiiigh
a: so that's why we don't have friends
d: *picture of jyp crying and laughing*
c: why
c: xswlll

kweed f4 by superiorlesbian August 18, 2020

keedon 

One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).

A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).

keedon by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Keedon 

Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.

Person 1: who's that?

You: Keedon. My bff!!! 😆

Keedon by 5ugarsku11 June 21, 2019

Kweefing 

The releasing of gas (a fart) from the penis or vagina. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. The person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole or an unnatural connection between the urethra and rectum. They must get treatment for this, so convince them to see a doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at the nearest hospital immediately do not put this off as your life may be in danger.

Georgie thought kweefing was funny ‘til he developed general septicaemia, his funeral’s next week.

Kweefing by AKACroatalin November 23, 2015