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The drink of gods, only drank by those who believe in Pibbism, and enjoy the meatiest, and quenchiest of beverages.

Pibbists (those of Pibbism) are the superior human race.

One of the Eight Wonders of the World.
Denying the drinkage of Pibb is one of the Eight Deadly Sins.

Pibbologists have yet to discover all the miracles that Pibb grants.
"I was at Chipotle, and when I saw the Pibb Xtra dispenser, my life was complete. The Pibb went great with my none pizza with left beef.
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by Not Kinan January 28, 2018
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(verb) to serve Mr. Pibb in lieu of Dr. Pepper, or to erroneously believe Mr. Pibb to be an adequate substitute for Dr. Pepper
Senior: "Don't eat on campus, dude."
Freshman: "Why not?"
Senior: "They'll Pibb you every time."

Boyfriend: "Those burgers were really good."
Girlfriend: "Yeah... too bad we got Pibbed."

Employee: "Will the vending machines in the break room ever have Dr. Pepper?"
Boss: "No. I hate to be a Pibber, but with the economy the way it is, we can't afford to stop Pibbing."

Jesus: "Which of you, if your son asks for Dr. Pepper, will give him Mr. Pibb?"
by rytril August 23, 2011
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A immature person often destined to remain a virgin for up to half of his natural life time.
That nerdy pibb will never get puss.
by Samantha June 25, 2003
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