kvssed

a rlly cool tiktoker

is the most famous
famouser than charli d’amelio

kvssed is going to kill j🌊gull

by kvssed🥺 May 23, 2021

Shadow kissed

Someone who has passed into the land of the dead but has re-entered the land of the living is said to be shadow kissed as their aura is full of shadows. They often have a psychic bond with the person who saved them.

'I was dead?'

'Yeah, but I saved you. You're shadow kissed!'

by LittleDhampir April 28, 2010

Kissed on the dick

Australian slang phrase for prospering from a lucky occurrence.

Barry: Just won $100 at the TAB.

Bruce: You must've been kissed on the dick.

by Mustafa_Moneteddsdsd July 5, 2014

And then we took off our shirts and kissed

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.

Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

by pyro7291 May 15, 2010

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021

jump kissed

When you are taking to a person of interest and outta nowhere they kiss you.

I was out a bar last night when, outta nowhere, this girl jump kissed me.

by TheLivingLegend December 31, 2013

kissed by fire

In "A Song Of Ice And Fire" (ASOIAF) (George R. R. Martin's famous book AKA: A Game Of Thrones) and in the Land Of Always Winter, redheads are said to be "Kissed By Fire"

an example of this is when "Ygritte", who when Jon Snow met, at first thought of her to look like a normal girl, like those redheads up in Winterfell, but soon finds out that Ygritte is considered a beauty by the wildlings because of her hair colour, and she's also a genuinely attractive person, so combining the two aspects, a great body, attractive face, not to mention those tits :P and add the red hair, you've got an amazing woman prized by the people beyond the wall. Also of note is that Jon (his surname being Snow) and Ygritte being "Kissed By Fire" has sparked a new little catch phrase for me "Kissed By Fire, Fucked By Snow" :P

by Hansel_The_Pedo December 23, 2013