Kessed

A word used to describe a heavy night at the dial

Fucking hell wepton she’s kessed
As reet kessed lass
Stertle come pick me up I’m kessed

by H&R Skelt April 10, 2021

Shadow kissed

Someone who has passed into the land of the dead but has re-entered the land of the living is said to be shadow kissed as their aura is full of shadows. They often have a psychic bond with the person who saved them.

'I was dead?'

'Yeah, but I saved you. You're shadow kissed!'

by LittleDhampir April 28, 2010

Kissed on the dick

Australian slang phrase for prospering from a lucky occurrence.

Barry: Just won $100 at the TAB.

Bruce: You must've been kissed on the dick.

by Mustafa_Moneteddsdsd July 5, 2014

And then we took off our shirts and kissed

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.

Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

by pyro7291 May 15, 2010

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

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by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021

Kessen

An insult aimed at people whose facial hair seems feathery, or people who have an interesting display of facial hair.

Yo kessen-face, yo momma is so kessen her face could lay an egg.

by Bunny_boilers December 23, 2008

kessef

Money. Usually a large amount of money.

Comes from the Hebrew word for money, which is -- unsurprisingly -- "kessef".

"I heard you were getting a promotion"
"Yes, that is true"
"What does it mean to you?"
"That I'll be walking home with the kessef"

by Asaf July 2, 2005