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ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.
You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
ashton kutcher by Kurutsu February 8, 2004

ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
ashton kutcher by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004
The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.
That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!
Kutcher by Anne Hartigan February 12, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

Ashton Kutcher

Further proof that this country is fucked.
Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.