Kutcher 

The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.

That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!

Kutcher by Anne Hartigan February 12, 2009

kutcher 

any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.

That kutcher wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

kutcher by whatsbehindthemirror October 12, 2011

kutcher 

to have an orgasm during same-sex intercourse. (usually male on male)

That asshat kutchered all over my back and didnt even give me a reacharound.

kutcher by steve January 16, 2004

kutcher'd 

named after ashton kutcher who would make people look dumb.

1: to get punk'd in any way
2: made to look stupid
3: can be used almost any time somthing bad happens to someone

if u fall for an april fools prank. you just got kutcher'd

kutcher'd by vvvvv April 6, 2007

Kutcher-cling

The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.

I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.

Kutcher-cling by Dataspice May 8, 2009

Kutcher x10 

Pronounced Kutcher Times Ten

Describes a guy who thinks he is way cuter/hotter/sexier/more popular than everyone knows he is. They typically wear aviator shades or trucker hats or beanies or whatever the stupid ashton trends are in your area.

May also be substituted with "Segerblom x10"

Kristie: Hey. did you see the dude in the mirrored aviators?

Alee: Omigod, I know. He is sooo Kutcher x10...

Kutcher x10 by shoppertopper December 3, 2009

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

ashton kutcher by Kurutsu February 8, 2004