kutcher

any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.

That kutcher wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

by whatsbehindthemirror October 12, 2011

kutcher

to have an orgasm during same-sex intercourse. (usually male on male)

That asshat kutchered all over my back and didnt even give me a reacharound.

by steve January 16, 2004

Kutcher

The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.

That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!

by Anne Hartigan February 12, 2009

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

by Kurutsu February 08, 2004

ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

by my name's demi moore June 27, 2006

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013